I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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