please come you make the beer taste better
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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