My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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