I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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