I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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