we have officially lost it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So vagazzling was a success
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
