Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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