try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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