we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Randomize