my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
This toilet bowl is my home.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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