Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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