The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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