There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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