help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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