I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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