Kareoke will never be a sober sport
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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