hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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