we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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