jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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