You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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