this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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