Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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