Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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