if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
