You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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