Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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