Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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