This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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