doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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