Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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