we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I love you.
Bad choice
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