it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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