Non-Jews are for practice
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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