Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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