the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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