Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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