I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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