i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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