Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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