dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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