But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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