There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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