We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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