i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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