what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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