fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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