i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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