why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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