Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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