so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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