oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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