Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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