i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
