So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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